#pausacaffe - Spooky scary linux distros
Spooky, scary linux distros
apt install
down your spine
Flatpak will shock your soul
Seal your container tonight
Spooky, scary linux distros
Speak with such a screech
You’ll dnf list installed
in surprise
When you hear these zombie processes.
We’re sorry linux distros, you’re so misunderstood
You only want to upgrade the system, but I don’t think we should
because your keyring is too out of date
to install some packages.
They’ll sneak from their package manager
And just won’t leave you be
pacman
is shy what’s all the fuss?
But bugs of Plasma seem so unsafe, it’s semi-serious
Spooky, scary linux distros
Are silly all the same
They’ll smile and lag slowly by
And drive you so insane
Gnomes and Tux will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary linux distros
Will wake you with a KERNEL PANIC
[exception RIP: sysrq_handle_crash+18]
RIP: ffffffffa102be62 RSP: ffffa67440b23e78 RFLAGS: 00010282
RAX: ffffffffa102be50 RBX: 0000000000000063 RCX: 0000000000000000
RDX: 0000000000000000 RSI: ffff88e69fd10648 RDI: 0000000000000063
RBP: ffffffffa18bf320 R8: 0000000000000001 R9: 0000000000007eb8
R10: 0000000000000001 R11: 0000000000000001 R12: 0000000000000004
R13: 0000000000000000 R14: 0000000000000000 R15: 0000000000000000